The great Snow Crisis of 2008 has begun!

When the snow didn’t appear on Saturday the critics scoffed, now in just a few hours this morning the Metro region has been wrought with snow.

All of society’s worst drivers are now hitting the roads for a test drive and slamming into each other (or soemtimes slamming into good drivers who compulsive shoppers and couldn’t stay home). Thousands of Oregon’s most proficient procrastinators are storming tire centers all over the area chosing now, yes now, as the time to buy snow tires.

The most wonderful time of the year!!!!