A PC Holiday Greetings!

In the Holiday spirit”¦

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all”¦
“¦and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (but not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “America” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. No fur-bearing or other animals were harmed or subjected to humiliation in the creation of this wish although plea bargains are still being contemplated by the accounting firms who audited last year’s gift list. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher or whichever other person’s intelligent design went into its creation — oops, its design).

(greeting found on web)

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  • So in otherwords – Merry Christmas and a happy New Year

    (Price and participation may very – not available in some locals)

  • Mike Stevens

    You guys are confusing political correctness with common respect. When extending holiday greetings, I wouldn’t presume a stranger is christian any more than I’d assume they are republican. Wishing strangers a happy religous holiday just because you celebrate it is inconsiderate and rude. If I know what they celebrate or have good reason to think I do, I’ll wish them a happy whichever. But, if I don’t know, I’ll stay generic. Assuming everyone else celebrates your religous holiday is the height of arrogance! This is America not Iran.

  • Funny you’d mention Iran. I have a few customers who are Iranian. One of them wished me a Merry Christmas today.

    Turns out its a holiday over here and he celebrates in taking the day off and providing a party for his christian employees. Assuming that someone doesn’t celebrate the season is even more arrogant.

    Happy Hollidays

  • Jack Peek

    DarePDX…..great post!

  • Jason Williams

    If someone was to wish me a happy (fill in any religious holiday here), I would feel delighted that they shared their blessing and felt free enough as Americans to express themselves as they really want to. I may not celebrate or agree with every religious holiday but I would gladly say thank-you to the person. The fact that liberals want to purge society of any relgious verbal expression to protect the 1% who get offended at everything only means that no one has free expression.

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