Kitzhaber to rename Oregon Health Plan

by NW Spotlight

Kitzhaber to rename the OHP (Oregon Health Plan) to the DSP (Dying Salmon Plan)

Because of all the negative attacks on various aspects of the Oregon Health Plan over the years, Governor Kitzhaber has made the decision to “rebrand” the OHP. At a press conference on Friday, the Governor unveiled the new plan name and new logo:

Standing proudly next to the new logo, Governor Kitzhaber told the assembled audience “Our new health plan will reinvigorate the way health care is delivered in Oregon. All patients will be assigned to a Home Health Stream, and they’ll go through a series of Health Ladders and Gates to obtain care from a specialist. The end goal, will be a system that ensures the survival of the fittest, and that employs a model for reproductive health care that was pioneered by the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife for salmon conservation.”

To learn more about the new DSP, click here

  • AloneOutHere

    Fish have better health care than people. I am sick of having to pay my own medical bills.
    Someone better do something fast.

  • Bothfeetnumb

    April Fools right? I hope so but wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t!

  • Tome

    As stupid as Kitzhaber is. He would not know what a April fool is. He is a fool 24-7  365 a year. He did terms with out accomplishing anything and he is BACK doing nothing again! This would be his first Accomplishment if he did this. Climb ladders and take care of the fitist. Out law! Oops they are already illegal aliens.Thousands of them would help clean up our health system. I imagine he supports Obama Care too. 

  • guest

    Beware of PERS piranha and DEM eels leeching out and about the savory channel.    

  • Ramalama

    April 2nd, back to Right Wing April Fools, which happens 364 days a year (365 days this year, since it’s a leap year.)

    • guest

      Ramalama – or ding dong…braying from some what’s LEFT of U.S. snOrwellian farm?  

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