Name Race Sex Distinguishing Characteristic
Booker African-American Male Referred to himself as Spartacus
Bennett White Male None
Bloomberg White Male Mega Rich – Tried to buy the nomination
Bullock White Male None
Buttigieg White Male Openly gay man and incompetent small city mayor
Castro Hispanic Male None
de Blasio White Male Incompetent big city mayor
Delaney White Male None
Gabbard Pacific Islander Female Hillary Hater
Gillibrand White Female Pasty White opportunist
Gravel White Male None
Harris African-American Female Whatever candidate
Hickenlooper White Male None
Inslee White Male None
Klobuchar White Female Mean Boss
Moulton White Male None
Ojeda Hispanic Male None
O’Rourke White Male Weirdo
Patrick African-American Male None
Ryan White Male None
Sestak White Male None
Swalwell White Male None
Warren White Female Wannabe Native American
Williamson White Female TV Soothsayer
Yang Asian American Male None
The former is best described as an angry old socialist/communist and the latter a creepy old fool whose conduct raises questions about senility. Mr. Sanders is seventy-eight while Mr. Biden is seventy-seven. Look, I will be seventy-six this summer and I am about the last person to question someone’s qualifications based on age.