Oregon Trail game: Can you survive a trip through Portland?

By Taxpayers Association of Oregon
OregonWatchdog.com

The satire faux-news website, Babylon Bee, ran a comedic article on a new game where you try to survive in Portland from the riots.

The article notes, “The game has players load up their station wagons with supplies like avocado toast, vape pens, craft beers, and other Portland staples, and try to drive a few miles across town without getting mobbed by a group of protesters. Clever players will choose to outfit their wagons with Bernie stickers and Coexist decals to try to ward off the natives. To feed their caravan of travelers, players will have to make daring stops at communist-owned coffee shops and risk going to taco stands in extra-deadly autonomous zones.”

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