Bigfoot announces Governor run in GOP Primary

By NW Spotlight,

Apparently the nearly 10 announced and rumored candidates running for Governor in the GOP 2026 Primary is not enough.  As a result, the NW icon Bigfoot has announced his candidacy.

His campaign slogan is, “Finally, a candidate you can believe in”.

Bigfoot says he will “stand up for the little guy”, which by his size comparison means 100% of Oregonians (except Chris Dudley).

Even though Bigfoot is an uncultured beast in the wild, he still is smart enough not to support a $4.3 billion gas tax/DMV hike bill.

Finally, Bigfoot wishes to eliminate the controversial Bigfoot sightings risk map which has caused insurance rates to rise in impacted areas.